I want to kill my men... Recruits nowadays!

Part 1

Today is field camp day 3, and i'm taking charge of platoon 4 of some company...

Today the OC ask the company, during a session on evacuation from a firefight. He ask,"Soldier, shot on right wound. Section I/C, what do you do?"

The section I/C answered,"finish him with my SAR-21."

The OC ask,"Why you kill your own soldier??!"

The I/C answered..."coz i wan to deny kill"

Part 2
Today is field camp day 3, and i'm taking charge of platoon 4 of some company...

I was teaching the idea of cover & concealment. During my introduction session, I asked my recruits,"Why do you think that by cutting trees, you will increase your chance of survival in the jungle?"

My section I/C answered..."coz eat trees can restore 4HP/sec, up to 100HP." 

Part 3
Today is field camp day 3, and i'm taking charge of platoon 4 of some company...

It's the last day of field camp and it was time for water-parade. So I told the section I/C to collect 7 jerry-cans for my platoon.

After 10 minutes, I realised they are not back yet. I called my section I/C to see if everything's okay.

My section I/C answered,"They still regen HP. The fountain of health can only accomodate 5 men at a time."

I told him,"Better hurry up, enemy coming already"

He replied,"Don't worry, the fountain will fire at the enemy if it sees one." 

Part 4
Today is field camp day 3, and i'm taking charge of platoon 4 of some company...

After the fire-fight exercise, I told my section I/C to count the number of men to ensure that all of them are accounted for.

He counted and reported back,"Sir, Total strength 7, current strength 6."
I asked him,"Where's the last one?"

My section I/C answered,"He lag out. Told him to switch to Starhub but he didn't listen."